
Pilot
Joanna: "Look, I'm writing about someone who has a viable plan to avoid worldwide depression."
Harry: "Hows that column coming?"
Joanna: "Another sleazy expose by Joanna G. Farrell."
Episode 2
Harry: "I'm still looking for a little something in your work and it's just not quite there yet."
Drunk man: "Howdy sexy. Do you need a date? Oh, I got plenty of money."
Harry: "You think that interests people more than the fact that he might have lifted 200 zirconium mood rings?"
Joanna: "You don't take this seriously, do you?"
Harry: "Hey, I got six months to turn this place around. I take everything seriously."
Joanna: "You won't like it. It's still good."
Harry: "Well, why not make it brilliant? Then I'll hate it."
Harry: "What's the G for? Gracie?"
Joanna: "Gail."
Harry: "No kidding."
Joanna: "Oh, you are?"
Harry: "Something more... more humanity... more human interest... more..."
Joanna: "Dirt?"
Harry: "Dirt's a good word."
Joanna: "Oh, gosh, that's really sweet of you, but my husband just escaped from prison today, and hes waiting for me right over there. HARRY!"